my body, tearfully: when sleep???
me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity
my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????
me: okay, finally now is sleep
my body: no. wrong.
Got into an argument at work so help me settle the debate
Lying, Wrong, and Mistaken are all interchangeable
Lying and Wrong are the same but Mistaken is different
Mistaken and Wrong are interchangeable but Lying is different
Lying, Wrong and Mistaken all mean something different
I finally found it! You can get the shirt HERE
i want thiiiiisssss
Every child in music class should be gifted this once they’ve mastered this song we all seemingly had to learn.
even if you're not a supernatural fan, if you've been on tumblr long enough you are, like, culturally. like cultural christianity in america except it's the cw's supernatural. you may never have watched an episode or set foot inside the tag but your regular life shuts down on their holidays and all of your world news is delivered through that point of view. something to think about
The only significant difference between heaven and hell is whether you enjoy what you're doing. Both consist of unlimited work to do and unlimited time to achieve it, all the difference is between whether you fucking love doing it or if you fucking hate it. Think about the chocolate guy. He seems so genuinely thrilled to do what he does. Imagine being in his position yourself. Having a whole kitchen and an insane amount of chocolate in front of you and being told like "hey craft a functional 1989 Ford Fiesta out of this. With all the screws and engine parts inside. Life-sized. Capucchino flavoured, but the lamps taste like black olives (but sweet, of course)."
And you're not allowed to leave before you figure out how to do that.
And you’re not allowed
to leave before you figure
out how to do that.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.







